It's her fault! It's his fault! You are harassing me! It's rare anyone takes responsibility for their own actions. How about this, You Got What You Got Because You Did What You Did.
 
This vinyl sticker has a glossy finish and is 3" in diameter with a paper peel-off backing. It is made for indoor use and its size makes it perfect for water bottles, laptops, or anywhere else you show off your sticker collection. Profits from stickers help support law enforcement training.